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DEAR DIARY,

TODAY I KISSED A BOY.
WELL, IT WASN'T A REAL
BOY. JUST KIND OF.
WELL, ANYWAY, HE STUCK
HIS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
AND IT HAD A BIG GOB OF
SPIT ON IT. I WASN'T
SURE IF THIS WAS
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. I
THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO
ASK MY MOM ABOUT THAT
ONE. BUT ANYWAY, I
THOUGHT THAT IT FELT
NEAT AS THE GOB OF SPIT
SLID DOWN MY THROAT AND
I SWALLOWED IT. IT
TASTED LIKE PEANUT
BUTTER AND JELLY
SANDWICH. THIS COULD BE
BECAUSE HE WAS EATING
THAT DURING LUNCH, BUT
I'M NOT REALLY SURE. I
HOPE THAT I CAN KISS HIM
TOMORROW BECAUSE I
REALLY LOVE HIM. I'M
GOING TO FEED HIM MY SANDWICHES ALL THE TIME.
I AM SO GLAD THAT MY MOM
BOUGHT ME A DOG FOR MY
BIRTHDAY.


SEARS PONCHO
brian smith


Who are you? to say
TO SAY YOU SAYING
"Hey Dude! Nice Sears
Poncho!"
and who are you?
Mr. Authentic Radical! -
looking very Groovy
Mr. Authentic
Radical? - in the most
Socially conscious duds
and You! say - YOU SAY
YOU SAYING
"Hey Man! Don't bum me
then SAY YOU SAY YOU
SAYING
"I! wear what I! wear!"
"Much later for YOU! Mr.
Normal!"
"All You normal people!"
"Fuck YOU! and your
Sears poncho!"
- When You're looking,
Mr. Radical, down
Down on WHO?
Dumping on MAPLE
STREET???
"Hey Dude! YOU! were
born there!"




LIMB BAG
commercial idea by
Sharon Kochanski


Shot of announcer walking down a suburban street. As he speaks we see the residents
bringing their garbage
out to the curb some are
putting the bags into
the trunks of their
cars. All very
suspicious...

ANNOUNCER: In today's
world full of bloody,
senseless and quite
obscene violence you
just don't have the time
to go around looking for
a waste bag that is
strong enough to suit
your personal needs.
How much time (and
money) have you spent on
bags that leak (he picks
up bag as bloody
substance oozes from
the corner) oops!, what a
mess. Or worse yet,
bags that rip apart
altogether (he picks up
bag and gives it a quick
jolt. It bursts open
and several severed
limbs fall to the floor)
and the gig is up,
before it began!

Shot of announcer
approaching the man who
is placing the bag into
the trunk of his car.

ANNOUNCER: You need a
bag that can get the job
done, a bag that can
hold the worst stench in
for up to one full week
prior to disposal.
(removes bag from car
trunk) May I?
(gentleman nods as
announcer takes a whiff
of the bag) Nothing.

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