WELCOME,
THIS IS THIS MAGAZINE AND YOU ARE READING IT. DESIGNED TO
PROMOTE ARTIFICAL TOOTH DECAY, IT IS FILLED WITH LOTS OF
JUICY SWEETS TO ROT YOUR MIND. IF YOU FIND IT COMPELLING
TO VOMIT, PLEASE STAY WITHIN THE LINES. THANK YOU AND
PLEASANT READING...

SINCE WALKING ALONG MY STREET I MEET MY MAILBOX
WAITING INSIDE IS TASTEBUDS IN
BED READ AND INSPIRED I CUT
THE TISSUE FROM MY BRAIN. DRESSED
IN WHITE ON MY SKIN AT YOUR
FUNERAL THE LADY ON THE PHONE
ONLY PAUSED TO REFLECT MOMENTARI -
LY WILL THE PROBLEM BE SOLVED
IF SHE CARES I THINK NOT SHE SAYS
DRIPPING AWAY MY BEACH MY DAD MY
MOM MY LAKE ALL FIT INSIDE THE
SPOT ON THE GLOBE WHERE THE LINE

DIVIDES BUT BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAME ALL CALL FOR THE
TRUMPETS OF GLORY BUT WHAT YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED IS VERY
MINUTE NEXT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD. STILL IT MAKES YOU
HAPPY TO BE SMART BECAUSE YOU ARE DUMB. WHO WANTS TO MAKE
LOVE TO ME? THEY ALL TWITCHED WITH RESTRAINT PRAYING FOR
THEIR NEW VIRGIN. THE TV LIES BROKEN ON THE FLOOR STILL
BABBLING TRYING TO TEASE ME HOPING FOR REPAIR. I NEVER
BELIEVED IT.

***************** AS I SEE IT BY CHRIS GAVAZZI
MY LIGHT BULB BLEW OUT AGAIN. ITS THE SECOND TIME IN THREE
MONTHS. IT MAKES ME SAD. I HAVE TO CHANGE IT AGAIN. ITS A
SIGNIFICANT HAPPENING. IT REMINDS ME OF HOW THINGS COME
AND GO AND HOW I MUST NOT DEPEND ON THEM. I SAW MY EX
BOY¨FRIENDS MOTHER. THAT MAKES ME SAID TOO. SHE AND I ARE
GREAT FRIENDS. LANCE GOT PREGNANT AND HAD A LIVE IN
GIRLFRIEND- INSTEAD OF DATING ME.IM SAD FOR HIM BECAUSE HE
LOST ALL OF IT. HIS GIRL¨FRIEND LEFT WITH THE BABY AND HES
NOT ALLOWED EVEN TO SEE HIS BABY. YOU JUST CANT DEPEND ON
ANYTHING.
FOR ALL OF YOU THAT ARE WONDERING WHAT

EVER BECAME OF THE "HEAD GETTING SHUT IN THE DOOR"
INCIDENT- LET ME UPDATE YOU. I AM FINE. ANNIE IS FINE. SHE
IS STILL MY LITTLE SISTER. BUT NOW THAT SHES TALLER WE
SEEM TO GET ALONG BETTER. HMM... I WOULD PUBLICLY LIKE
TO THANK MY BIG SISTER MARY FOR HER HELP ON MY LAST
ENGLISH PAPER. SHE HELPED WITH SOME ANALYZING THAT LED TO
AN A-. THIS IS NIAGARA UNIVERSITY COLLEGE ENGLISH 101-SO
THAT A- MEANS ALOT. THANKS MARY. THATS IT FOR THIS TIME.
HAVE A GREAT MONTH AND REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR FEET ON
THE GROUND AND YOUR HAIR OUT OF THE DISH¨WASHER...

************* SON OF A BITCH IT BY PETE CALANNI
IT IS LAW THAT ALL THINGS MUST BE BORN IN WOMAN, EVEN
THINGS INVENTED BY MEN. I DREAMT THAT LINE THE OTHER
NITE. BUT WHAT ARE YOUR NIGHT VISIONS OR YOUR PAIN OR
SELFISHNESS (SAYS BRAIN SURGEON) BUT THE FAILURE OF YOUR
WILL ? (MAKE A CHOICE) I HAVE YOU WITHIN THE MIRROR OF
CREATIVITY AND TOUCHING THE WORLD CIRCLE. HERE'S A BUCK
FOR THE NEXT COPY THANKS THERES SO MUCH TO LEARN.

*************** TRIAL SIZE ANDY PRINZZZZZ¨ZZING
LAST SUMMER SIX SKIN HEADS BEAT UP SOME FAG AND
THERES ANOTHER INTELLCTUAL IN ROCHESTER WHO WHINES BECAUSE
HE LOST ANOTHER BLACK SOCK AT THE LAUNDRY MAT. THEN THERES
SIX JESUITS THAT GET THE PLEASURE OF HAVING THEIR BRAINS
SCOOPED OUT WITH SPOONS AFTER BEING EXECUTED BY OURSELVES
AND THERES 4 OR 5 FREAKY INTELLECTUALS BLOWING OFF A
ZEPPELIN SOMEWHERE JAMMIN OUT TO WARLOCK OR SOMEBODY. THE
UNITED STATES JUST INVADED PANAMA TO GET NORIEGA FOR DRUG
CHARGES...WHILE THERES OVER 100,000 GANG MEMBERS IN LOS
ANGELES..MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH HUNDREDS OF SCREWED
UP INTELLECTUALS RIGHT HERE IN FREDONIA COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW
MUCH MONEY THEY LOST ON BOOKS AGAIN...THERES MORE HOMELESS
PEOPLE TODAY THAN YESTERDAY, MORE PEOPLE DIAGNOSED WITH
AIDS THIS WEEK THAN LAST WEEK 1,000 TONS OF DISPOSEABLE
DIAPERS WAITING TO BE BURIED, THOUSANDS MORE NEEDLES
WASHED UP ON THE SHORES AND A THOUSAND GODDAM INTELLECTUA-
LS COMPLAINING THAT MTV ISNT AS GOOD AS IT USED TO
BE...

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