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The Dream
Toad was asleep,
And he was having a dream.
He was on stage, and he was wear-
ing a costume.
Toad looked out
Into the dark.
Frog was sitting
In the theater.
A strange voice from far away said,
"PRESENTING THE GREATEST
TOAD
IN ALL THE WORLD!"
Toad took a deep bow.
Frog looked smaller
As he shouted,
"Hooray for Toad!"
"TOAD WILL NOW
PLAY THE PIANO VERY WELL,"
Said the strange voice.

 

Toad played the piano.
And did not miss a note.
"Frog," cried Toad,
"can you play the piano like this?"
"No," said Frog.
It seemed to Toad
That Frog looked even smaller.
"TOAD WILL NOW WALK
ON A HIGH WIRE,
AND HE WILL NOT FALL DOWN,"
Said the voice.
Toad walked on the high wire.
"Frog," cried Toad,
"can you do tricks like this?"
"No," peeped frog,
Who looked very, very small.
"TOAD WILL NOW DANCE,
AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL,"
Said the voice.
"Frog, can you be as wonderful

 

As this?" said Toad
As he danced all over the stage.
There was no answer.
Toad looked out into the theater.
Frog was so small
That he could not be seen or heard.
"Frog," said Toad,
"where are you?"
There was still no answer.
"Frog, what have I done?"
Cried Toad.
Then the voice said,
"THE GREATEST TOAD WILL
NOW..."
"Shut up!" screamed Toad.
"Frog, Frog, where have you gone?"
Toad was spinning in the dark.
"Come back, Frog," he shouted.
"I will be lonely!"
"I am right here," said Frog.

 

Frog was standing near Toad's bed.
"Wake up, Toad," he said.
"Frog, is that really you?" said Toad.
"Of course it is me," said Frog
"And are you
Your own right size?" asked Toad.
"Yes, I think so," said Frog.
Toad looked at the sunshine
Coming through the window.
"Frog," he said,
"I am so glad
That you came over."
"I always do," said Frog.
Then Frog and Toad
Ate a big breakfast.
And after that
They spent a fine, long day together.

From Frog and Toad Together by Arnold Lobel (an I Can Read Book)

 


 

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