(is there going to be another
party?) greg greg

GREGGREG'S BRAIN STIRRS UP GREAT EMOTION--------
--------- CONTROLLED BY PARTS UNKNOWN----------------
---------OUTER OR INNER STIMULIS MAY
CAUSE OCCASIONAL STRAIGHTJACKETS OR LEOTARDS---
------------------------------ONE OF THE KIDS
FELL OFF THE TEETER-TOTTER=2 MILLIGRAMS
ANTIFRISBEE IN OLDNOON-------------------------
--------- LYMBIC SYSTEM WARNINGS-----
UNCHARTED DAMP SYNAPSE-------SHRINKING
CEREBELLUM ------------NERVE BLENDER-----------
--------SUBHUMAN-SUPERHUMAN CRANIAL MUTATION---
----------------ADJUSTED TO NONREALITY OF
DISS FUN SHUN--------------------------------
CATCH-UP-------CATCH-UP------------CATCH-UP----
------------------------------------SUPER-
INVERTED-----SUPER OUTVERTED-------------------
---------MAINTANENCE REQUIRED-------STEAM-
ROLLERS-----------------------------LAND-
MOVERS------------------------------WRECKING-
BALLS------------------------HYDROLIC-
DESTRUCTION------------------------------A
DESTRUCTVE FORCE IS ALSO A CREATIVE FORCE
(STEALING A QUOTE
MAYBE)--------------------------------------
BLOOD AND ELECTRICITY----BLOODY ELECTRIC
SQUELCH AND VIBRATION------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------
-----------SQUEEMISH FALL FROM STILLNESS
AND OVERTHOUGHT-------------------------------
-----------DRIPPING OOZE DOWN THE SPINE---------
---------COLUMNS OF GHOSTS--------------
SPIN AND SHOW THE
WAY-------------------------------GREGGREG'S
BRAIN LEADS - THE VESSEL FOLLOWS--------------
-------------- FREEWILL SAVES THE GAME-------
--------------CUT-----------CUT------------CUT---
----------------------SLICE----------------
AND-----------------------------CUT
---------------AUTOPSY SHOWS IT ALL--------------
--------------------WILL YOU LOOK OR WILL
YOU CRINGE------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------
------FEEL----
-------------------------------------------------------
----------------

Class: Human Anatomy 101

  • Instructor: Dr. Gonada
  • Assignment: Using a scientific, poetic (or
    any other) approach, please
  • reflect on your favorite and/or least
    favorite part of your or someone
  • else's anatomy. Please be genuine and
    frank in your writing, taking the
  • time to describe what it is about the
    particular part of the anatomy
  • that
  • stirs up such strong emotion. Pictures are
    welcome, even encouraged. For

  • extra credit, compare and contrast the
    particular part of human anatomy
  • with a similar one found in an animal of
  • your choosing. Again, pictures
  • are
  • encouraged.
  • Due Date:???

The Joy of Knee
by Deb

Knee, oh knee
oh where would I be
without thee, knee?
Without thee I wouldn't be
able to flee
from all of my enemies,
or dabble and dally
and kneel in the alley
with those gentlemen three.
I wouldn't be able to climb a tree,
dance so free
or swim in the sea.
I'd never again bow and curtsey
as I serve you your tea.
And how would I kick a bloke in his wee
or squat and pee
without thee, knee?
Knee you mean so much to me,
where would I be without thee, knee?

 

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