WE WANT TO LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH. THE ENGLISH HAVE
IT ALL, TELEVISION AND VOLLEYBALL.

Christmas, time is here again. Hello everybody. I am the frog. The internet is abuzz with finger lickin' stamps.
Have everyone a merry Christmas. Bye.

What terror causes me to loose my keys in the purse of my wife? Latest trend of the 90's: Get out of debt! Too
bad, most of us can't even stay happily employed longer than the time it takes to write a check. Just wait until I
make my first million, that rude lady at the bank won't be so quick to hang up on me then...

Self Employment Junkies Judge, cite bankbooks filled with numbers. Sell yourself, swell yourself, you look well
today. World solves it's own need, creates secret societies for lost criminals, buys up low priced land in Atlantis,
and reserves a P. O. Box number for sweepstakes mailings. If I've already won, where is my prize money ???

Icons for prosperity, measurement of
fame, logs on the fire, who is to
blame? Two jerks equals a shake,
manifested over generations to
create dissention. Warp drive coils on the Starship Enterprise, overload and
create tension. Writing your name on
badges and lips, stuffs the ballot box
and makes the scales tip. Worse than
before, but unable to see future, past
is the ruler which measures the
present. Presents are wrapped,
stockings hung by the cash registers
with care, with buttons that say "It's
the law". Candy coated profit reports,
cookies a bakin', somewhere,
someone is makin' bacon. Those who
are without prudence, do well
without really trying, yet us with
concern, end up always lying.
Everyone shares one thing in
common, their opinion on
everything, is very different. But
words influence reindeer to dance
on the rooftop, and cause tiny
snowflakes to roll into big lumps.
Smoke travels fastest, when fire is
burning brightest, Down the
chimney he came, his bowl full of
smelly. Everyone hates one thing,
and that is everything. Unresolved
physics lab, white coats around me,
just like that movie, with Eleanor
Brownie.


Lost boys on TV, Stairmaster walking, time on the assembly line, has caused me a loss of self respect that I can't
regain no matter how much I rhyme.

Studies show, males age 15 to 29 are very depressed after eating hamburger and watching BASSMASTERS.
Hence 900 phone numbers were invented to stimulate the draft. U boats with life saver wrappers circle the bay
in search of tuna guitars tangled in the web. Airline pilots whisper secrets to the barfbag, when Mr. Lookout
Tower isn't watching.

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