Since we lasted talked, THIS MEGAZINE has moved to a new
location. Now, the people who know us know that we do not
have a serious drip drop of blood for THIS MEGAZINE, but
because the creators have not kept up the upkeeping of the
well-being of the world, us invaders have taken THIS
MEGAZINE into the galaxy, where we will be exploring new
planets for our indulgence into the haphazard world of
magazines. We don't like what has happened, and for that
reason, we can no longer have input from boring or otherwise
domestic beings. Only happy and crazy things can go into
THIS MEGAZINE from now on. We are sorry we got so lazy,
but you know our name, so it goes along with the territory.
But we need help from all of you, since our brains have shrunk,
and we can no longer think independently, you have to help
us fill the pages of THIS vast and open area. HELP US, WE
PLEAD WITH YOU! We all know where you live, so if you plan
on staying where you are, on the planet Earth, then you will
listen, and listen good, for the force is with you, and we know
you know how to use it, because it is in the back of everyone's
minds. You know what I'm talking about. That space where
your mind takes over every now and then, and you think you
are going crazy, but you're not, it is just a spurt of imagination,
and you need a creative outlet. That is what THIS is here for!
Now go get out your pen and paper, and write or be artistic,
cut out the form on the inside of THIS cover, and you will be
so proud of yourself, that you will jump right out of your seat,
and mail that package to us immediately! YEAH! See, that
wasn't so bad. Now sit back and read all that is waiting ahead
of you in THIS, our scary 13th issue . . .



FINALISTS FOR THE GRAND PANJANDRUM "YOUNG 'UN" CALENDAR CHICK 1994
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